lincolns rap story

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Lincoln was in a tree by a small pond called boom pond. Lincoln saw something in the distance an it looked like a rectangle with small circle shaped objects on the side of it. Lincoln decided to walk over there and investigate it and Lincoln touched something on it and it started playing rap music and Lincoln decided to go into rapping instead of being president and that's why rapping is and never will be great music to listen to because Lincoln made it terrible.